![]() ![]() I gave her Paulina's uniform.Ĭaroline: Hi, Mr. She work in all top restaurants in Manhattan. I've been waiting my whole life, okay? I've waited on tables, I've waited on bars, I've waited on home pregnancy tests. don't hire a new waitress, okay? I've been doing all the work anyway and I could really use the extra money. Max: Bryce? Your name is Bryce Lee? Wait, wait, um, um, um. Han: Correct, to go with the changing neighbourhood. Max: To go with the changing neighbourhood, you need to remember this for your immigration exam. Han: I am no longer Han Lee, I am new American name to go with changing neighbourhood. Han: Hello, today! I have pay check for you. Turns out Chessie Carnecova was Vladamir putting it out. Big news, the new boss fired that Russian waitress, Paulina. Max: Oh, Earl, if only you were three years younger.Įarl: Oh, Max, Max. Max: Earl, Earl! I made your favourite, red velvet.Įarl: My little cupcake, brought me a cupcake. Max: Oh, sorry I didn't realise you were on break. Max: And that ladies, is how you treat a waitress. Hipster 1: The other waitress disappeared, the Russian one. And finally, you think this is the sound that gets you service, I think this is the sound that drys up my vagina. ![]() You have tattoos to piss off your dad, my dad doesn't know he's my dad. I wear knit hats when it's cold out, you wear knit hats because of Coldplay. No, hipster, do not think we are on the same team. ![]() Max: Is that annoying? Is that obnoxious and rude? Would you find it distracting if someone did that to you while you were working? Oh wait, you don't have a job, I'm sorry. Hey, when you get a second, stop looking at my boobs. Transcript Opening Scene: At the diner, Max is serving customers. Original air date USA: 19th September 2012 Writer: Michael Patrick King, Whitney Cummings o Ĭreator: Michael Patrick King, Whitney Cummings This is a transcript for S01E01 of 2 Broke Girls. ![]()
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